The final list

Not in order of when I drank them.

• Blueberry Lemonade
• Chocolate Cake Shot (I was so wasted by that point, I didn’t quite do it right to achieve the optimum effect)
• Dewer’s
• Hurricane
• Irish Car Bomb
• Jager shot
• Knob Creek
• Lemon drop
• Mango Margarita
• Nutty Bananas (without cream)
• Orange Cream Soda (my first and probably tastiest drink)
• Pussy Shot (that’s what the bartender called it)
• Whiskey (Bushmill)
• Zombie (provided for free by our awesome waitress at the Red Star who believed in the idea)

Plus… one “Whiskey Wild Card.”

Honestly, I hadn’t inteded to mix in heavy things like Knob Creek and Dewer’s, but I also wasn’t going to turn them down. I’m confidant I could have made it farther, and been less sick, if I had stuck to sugary mixed drink cocktails (of lower proof.)